February 2012
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FACT: All LGBTQ are secretly cats in disguise....
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FACT: When a gay man has anal sex rainbows come...
factsaboutqueers:
Upon becoming a registered gay man you are assigned a unicorn.
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basedgodtrilla:
Yeah if you’re one of those people that says things like
“Gays can do what they want, as long as they keep it to themselves and don’t throw it in my face”
You can go sit on a giant fucking horse cock because impalement is really the only thing for you
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I was getting ready to make my Skryim sweetrolls...
And then my mom tells me that the PSE&G people are here because there’s a gas leak, so we can’t cook or bake until they fix it.
And they apparently needed a plumber to come by, so we also don’t have heat or hot water.
At least there’s electricity, otherwise I would have just gone back to sleep.
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Anonymous asked: TMI day: what's your dirtiest fantasy?
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thepapayabandit replied to your post: thepapayabandit replied to your post: I went to…
No, no- I got the reference. I just love Futurama and, by extension, anyone who references it.
Oh, OK! I wasn’t sure if people did, so I felt like I needed to cite it XD.
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thepapayabandit replied to your post: I went to see a therapist today.
I feel the need to commend you on your amazing tag :) Also- your bit about the gay sticker - BAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish I could be that spontaneously witty. It’s actually something Leela said in an episode of Futurama.
Anonymous asked: If, in some way, you found yourself with an exact clone of yourself, would you fuck him?
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People should send questions for TMI Tuesday!
And I will answer them when I wake up, several hours from now.
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twelvefootmountaintroll:
The homosexual lifestyle: Lying in bed all day watching TV and crying over fictional characters.
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I went to see a therapist today.
It was my first time going to this place, so I had to fill out forms and sign a bunch of things. But after that and the waiting, I had a meeting with one of the place’s clinicians. She asked me pretty basic questions, like what it was I wanted to talk about during my sessions and a few other things.
She asked me if I had a girlfriend. Which confused me for a good three seconds. I finally...
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Forget dragons, Daedra, and magic
bubonickitten:
The thing that really requires a willing suspension of disbelief in The Elder Scrolls series is the lockpicking skill.
I don’t care how rusty a lockpick is, there’s no reason it should be THAT fragile. Am I picking locks with slivers of ice or something? For fucks sake, Bethesda.
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I see you shiver with antici
lord-kitschener:
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inlovewithamalfoy answered your question: Can someone please tell me why this MapCrunch thing is so amusing to me?
Play it yourself, then you’ll understand.
I actually tried to, is the thing. I was like, “Well, let’s just give this a shot and see what happens.”
Fifteen minutes later…
</ragequit>
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Can someone please tell me why this MapCrunch...
Because I really have no idea.
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teddykaplan:
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“You inhale atoms that were once a part of everyone who has ever lived. We are...”
– Conceptual Chemistry: Discovering the Atom and Subatomic Particles.
Tell me that’s not the greatest thing you’ve ever heard. At this moment you are breathing particles that belonged to Shakespeare, Gandhi, Hemingway, Jesus, Plato, anyone and everyone that has ever existed and that exists. Because...
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shinybluesparkles reblogged your post: I’ve just seen a map of the United States.
FREEDOM IS NOT A STATE. THERE CANNOT BE A STATE “FREEDOM” BECAUSE ALL OF AMERICA IS FREEDOM.
Valid.
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jadoon-platoon-upon-the-moon:
When other people hear the name Thor:
When I hear the name Thor:
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I've just seen a map of the United States.
lestrawde:
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voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
I appreciate this graphic.
#there are reasons they are neatly divided #but I just love how the states of america are New York / Freedom/ Texas
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Can we just fucking legalize weed so people stop...
sanityscraps:
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The invention of the heterosexual →
lord-kitschener:
existentialistmumbojumbo:
The history of straightness is much shorter than you’d think. An expert explains its origins
If you met Hanne Blank and her partner on the street, you might have a lot of trouble classifying them. While Blank looks like a feminine woman, her partner is extremely androgynous, with little to no facial hair and a fine smooth complexion. Hanne’s...
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I just finished watching the original Stargate...
Oh, god, it’s cheesy, but I kind of liked it.
It was entertaining, although Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks are better O’Neill’s and Jackson’s. And I feel like the movie was about 30 minutes longer than it needed to be. But that’s probably only because I found out I was watching the director’s cut version about half-way into it.
I like how the...